Ophelia

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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vodkassassin:
“darthmelyanna:
“rowark:
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It’s important to understand, the Satanic Temple is an activist group.
They don’t worship Satan - they don’t actually believe in Satan. They call themselves...
putris-et-mulier

Let’s go o o o o o o o o o o

rowark

It’s important to understand, the Satanic Temple is an activist group.

They don’t worship Satan - they don’t actually believe in Satan. They call themselves Satanists because Satan is the antagonist in Christian theology.

They are actively trying to promote the separation of church and state, and prevent the US from becoming a theocracy. And their method is genius: they’re fighting religion with religion.

Essentially, they go up against religious-based legislation by petitioning for their own religion to also be represented, since separation of church and state means all religions must be equally represented by the government, or none are. If only one is, then it’s getting special privileges and that’s not allowed.

darthmelyanna

For real, I think there’s multiple places where town councils used to have some local religious leader open their public meetings with a prayer, until the local Satanic Temple volunteered. They generally sue when turned down, and then when the court tells the town you let the satanists pray or you stop having prayers at government meetings… they stop having prayers at government meetings.

And I have to say, as a Christian who doesn’t want the church within ten city blocks of the government, I admire their activism.

vodkassassin

As a Christian who really would love for the church to not be the corrupt government that it’s become, I think that Satanists are ironically doing God’s work

gingersofficial
vendetta06

I agree with the message but?! this is tone deaf coming from one of the elitist, most prestigious fashion events in the world. you are rich to even be invited, an event where the ticket is literally $30,000…. I’m gonna eat YOU

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urban-spaceman

None of you people understand the actual reality of how much the ultra-rich hoard. Aoc is not even a blip on the radar of rich. Aoc grew up poor in the bronx and continued to work as a bartender while she was on the campaing trail.

Is she wealthier than the average person? Yeah. No shit sherlock. But does she qualify…as RICH?? My fam…my guy….my bud…..the answer is simply No.

Aoc wants to tax the 1%. The people who can afford to buy space programs, influence elections and send countries to war.

She is not referring to…like….lil nas x here. Shes referring to jeff fucking bezos.

Please learn the difference between BEING WEALTHY (aoc) and being RICH (bezos, gates, etc)

portraitofalarryonfire

Also this is just a classic case of the left trying to eat itself.

Some of you really need to ask why you’re trying to drag one of the most progressive American politicians for this. I mean for one, if any of us could afford to go we would, let’s not pretend lol. But secondly, damned if she does damned if she doesn’t right? If AOC attended and didn’t have a political statement, she’d be dragged. If she attended and did, she’d be dragged. If it came out that she had the opportunity to use her platform to make a statement at the event and she refused, she’d be dragged.

Some of you really think you’re achieving something by helping the right dunk on progressive figures for literally nothing, when AOC is the one who bothered to run for her position and put in the work and is sticking her neck out. Tumblr and Twitters love of dragging progressives who actually do the work is embarrassing. You all know rightists don’t care if you cancel them so you spend your time picking at the actions of the most progressive voices doing the work, from behind your screen.

AOC actually thought she was going to die when the Capital was stormed because she’s the figurehead of progressive politics, and you think you’re better than her because she went out and did something fun for once?

anyroads

Politicians are often invited to the Met Gala. As AOC herself said, “BEFORE anybody starts wilding out - NYC elected officials are regularly invited to and attend the Met due to our responsibilities in overseeing our city’s cultural institutions that serve the public. I was one of several in attendance.Anna Wintour will often invite people to the Met Gala who she thinks will make it look good, and who don’t have to pay for their ticket. AOC also made sure her hair, makeup, and dress were all done by BIPOC/women/LGBT folks. Y’all are so quick to hate on anyone, you don’t even stop to check your facts, or how many of the sources criticizing AOC are legit blogs. This is how y’all get swayed by trollbots without even knowing it. And you def don’t check yourselves and how eager you are to tear down a WOC in a position of power.

criticalrolo
faewrite

i made a 2-part uquiz called Which Shakespeare character are you? and it has 50 possible results.  The first quiz puts you into one of 5 groups and links you to the group quiz that has 10 different characters each. Tag your results. :)

faewrite

the funniest part of this is seeing people in the tags who want to get hamlet and get something from a play they’ve never read and they’re like UMM IM EMO??? i HAVE to be HAMLET idk who Edmund even is and I’m like… sweetie…. you’re Edmund….

i got bad bitches on the first and Cleopatra on the second
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terezis

all of your dnd character are now adventuring together as a single group. what’s that party lookin like and how fucked are they

lmao completely unbalanced vut in a fun way half orc order cleric named invictia minrava aasimar divine aoul sorcerer hexblade warlock multi named Elaria Stone Gnome Artificer named Agni (no last name yet) drow circle of stars druid named Astraea drow twilight cleric named Eosia Erinnyes drow rogue warlock multi named Nyxia Erinnyes who is an utter bitch btw shes my only evil aligned character lawful evil if that makes it any better shes also the mother of Eosia and Astraea and their other sisters she was so awful that a bunch of them ran away and founded a temple and are now called the Hesperides Astraea was actually lost but she was barrly a toddler ao no memory of her family and only has a star chart to guide her to her sisters Nyxia would absolutely kill or at least try to kill one or more people in this party including but not limited to ger own daughters these are jyst my latest characters ive made in the last year and a half or so i got more but these are the top of my head detailed ones
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bygodstillam

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

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Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

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And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

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movebackintime

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

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xerohourcheese

One of the weirder things to be created during the decade that was 2020!

bygodstillam

I think you mean one of the BEST things to be created during the decade that was 2020!

beggars-opera

I love how the only person playing their original part is Fred Savage 

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

WHY IS THIS NOT MORE POPULAR?!?!?! WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS?!?!?!

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xelamanrique318

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free-range-tiddies

Damn they can't follow basic instructions 😭 Why are they dancing like this is a Maroon 5 song??

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lexiiaaahh

i have been laughing so hard at this. like… ???? what are they doing????

cosmic-noir

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Originally posted by muvana

This was nonsense from start to finish lmskdkdkkgk

blackjame

So apparently this is very much intentional. Black creators on TikTok have indeed gone on strike. And whether people realize it or not, this is the result.

If your head isn't in the ground, you know that Black creativity is often rebranded with a white face. That Black people tend to come up with the dances to these popular songs. But you wouldn't know that based on who actually gains something from it. Wanting credit, actually getting it? Gets you labeled entitled or mean and is like pulling teeth.

And don't even get me started on the way Black people on TikTok are swept under the rug or how these "not" racist fans get their panties in a bunch when people point out their white faves culpability in the mess.

But anyway, Black TikTok apparently noticed this trend of appropriation and theft and got fed up. So some of them banded together and promised not to create a dance to Thot Shit.

We'll see where this goes but I'm proud that they're standing up for themselves. Enough is enough. Black TikTok creatives are the backbone of that app. Credit and support them.

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i-am-corbin-dallas

Please ppl with tik tok add more of these😂😂😂 i need the laugh